Rob Barratt - Comic poet and singer

Photo by Ian Craft of Calstock Arts


I am a Dudley-born comic poet, humourist  and singer from North Cornwall. I write all my own material.


“This is not only clever but I think it’s very funny”      (Mike Harding)


“His head is well and truly located in ‘Planet Barratt,’ clearly a place of wonderfully bizarre inspiration. “ (Coventry Telegraph)


“Mind-bending poetry” (Twickfolk, London)


“One of the funniest performers yet. His audience was with him from the moment he began. Extremely clever, he presented a varied selection – non-stop“ (Write Angle, Petersfield)


“Absolutely outstanding" (Bewdley Book Week)



In recent years I have appeared at folk, literature and arts festivals all over the UK and in Australia and Ireland. I have never won any prizes for anything because I don't enter competitions. But I did win an Airfix kit for winning the 50 yard dash at Netherton Gala, Dudley, when I was about eight in 1962. But I never liked Airfix. Oh yes, and I won £10 on the Premium Bonds last year.


The only collection I have is when the bin men come on a Tuesday morning but I have published three books of my performance material called Men From Mars In Bumping Cars (2010), Distressed(2015) and Earwhacks (2019). You can buy them through this website, along with my live CD Rob Barratt Live at Boscastle Village Hall.  All my products are £6 each from this website, including p&p, or £5 at my gigs.


My act combines clever word-play with satire, verse, song and audience participation. I deal with such important topics as second homes, squid, distressed furniture, data-driven education, Neanderthal politics and my relationship with potatoes but beneath the humour serious issues lurk. Recommended 16+.

I am a retired school teacher, mostly in special needs education. I am also on the committee of Bodmin Folk Club.


Welcome to my website. I've been performing in some way on and off all my life but it's only in the last ten years that I've been writing and performing my own material. I've appeared at folk clubs, folk festivals, cabaret settings, theatres, arts festivals and literary festivals. I love being on stage and have loads of energy.  I am a member of Bodmin Folk Club where I got the chance to try out my material and develop my act, so my thanks to them. I used to teach at a special school in Plymouth but I retired from teaching in July 2011, after 34 years full-time, to concentrate on my new career as a writer and performer, which I'm really enjoying. For ten years, until recently, I was the membership secretary for Plymouth NUT/NEU, the education workers union.